Centrefold Lounge - 22 KING ST MELBOURNE
At $7.50 to get in I wondered if the girls would be as cheap as the door charge, I was wrong, dead wrong. Upon entering I followed the usual routine, Enter and head straight for the bar wait for a girl.
Within minutes of getting a drink I was approached by a sexy Asian girl, she did not speak English well but WOW did she let me know the score. With a subtle touch of my leg I was up and ready to go, So I got up and went with her to the Private area for a Private Dance. The lighting was just enough to see I wanted more, but I only take $500 to any club and had to save my money.
Going back to random stool to rest my eyes after a great show I was approached by another girl, ALREADY! I stated I had just been for a dance and will not want another for a little bit. “That’s Fine” she said and began to just talk. WHAT THE!! Sexy hot girl wanting to talk to me and I’m not paying her??? After about 10 Minutes she gave a quick goodbye as she stated she had to be on stage soon. She was and WOW very nice. After about 3 hours I had gone through my $500 budget, BUT!! I did a naught thing, I was having such a good time and still wanted more I cheated and popped out to the all night convenience store and withdrew another $500, um...for research. All that’s left to say I had fun, A LOT of fun and will defiantly go back for more. Even without cash the girls will stop for a quick Hello.
Now for the Club, it was actually a very nice club indeed, The bar girls were hot, they don’t dance, with a nice smile and a killer look the cute limping blond behind the counter declined my offer to get a dance, but recommended one of the sexy strippers. The drinks defiantly had the good stuff in them, I was wasted by the time I crawled to my car to pass out in the back seat.
Overall I Defiantly recommend the Centrefold Lounge, and I would say get yourself a dance from Valerie, Mercedes, Mia and I forget the Asian girls name but the TALL sexy Asian who does not speak engrish well. If I did not have a heap more clubs to visit I would defiantly go back again soon.
Oh and membership to the VIP is free, unlike many other strip clubs that can charge $150 per year. This gives you free access before 10pm any night of the week. My only complaint is that I ran out of money, I’m eating nothing but Boiled water this week I’m so broke.
GIRLS OVERALL 8
GIRLS LOOKS 9
GIRLS FRIENDLINESS 10
GIRLS DANCES 9
DRINK QUALITY 8
RATING 44/50
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Saturday, June 14, 2008
$500 Strip Club Review - Dallas Night Club
Dallas Night Club -195 King Street Melbourne
Ok so as usual I took my $500 to a Strip Club to test the quality of the drinks and the quality of the women. So what can I say about Dallas night club......ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz. My first impressions were dismal I entered around 9pm and the place was empty, More for me I thought. Upon entering I see the dancers all sitting about talking, that fine too the more sexy girls there are in a group the more likely they are to get naked and Pillow Fight. I go to the bar and get myself a drink, have a quick look around then I was gob smacked, the girls had all disappeared. One went up on stage but I don’t know where the others went. So I sit down near the stage, not at the stage, the sign stated ONLY TIPPING CUSTOMERS MAY SIT AT THE STAGE or something to that effect. I was not tipping I wanting to pay for Private dances. So over half hour goes by and only one girl approaches me, We start talking, I tell her I am a photographer, she tells me she is a photographer too, great I love a girl who can talk, but that’s all she did? After about 3 minutes she excuses herself, she had to go brush her hair??? So she walks off and sits in a corner not 20 feet away from me alone? CRAZY! I guess in the Dallas Night Club they don’t stay unless the money is on the table. After about an hour and a half of TOTAL boredom I get up and leave.
I had better comment of the Club itself, it looked like my Dads homemade bar back in the early 80’s, no offence Dad. The Drinks, um Drink one was SO FUCKING CRAP!!! I ordered my usual Jack Daniels and Coke, I could barely drink it, it tasted so watered down. After the dreadful drink I did not want any more, but out of the blue a man turns up, “I hate to see a man without a drink” he Bellows and puts a drink on the table and waits for the cash. I think well another glass of cat piss won’t kill. A little better tasting but still tasted watered down. I had 5 glasses of Jack Daniels and coke but did not even feel the slightest bit tipsy. I’m usually at head spin stage by my 4th glass, yes I know shameful.
SO overall, at $20 to get in I would defiantly NOT go unless you need a good nap. I did see one girl I would go back for at a later stage, Looked very Cute and Sexy! I think I heard her name was, damn I forgeot?? I will add it later when i remember. So I say gentleman go for a quickie with that girl I cant remember then continue on your way down Kings street and watch the drunks pass out in the gutter, because with the watered down drinks they serve you unfortunately will not be one of them.
GIRLS OVERALL 2
GIRLS LOOKS 2
GIRLS FRIENDLINESS 1
GIRLS DANCES 0 ---- NO GIRL ASKED ME FOR ONE
DRINK QUALITY 2
RATING 7/50
Ok so as usual I took my $500 to a Strip Club to test the quality of the drinks and the quality of the women. So what can I say about Dallas night club......ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz. My first impressions were dismal I entered around 9pm and the place was empty, More for me I thought. Upon entering I see the dancers all sitting about talking, that fine too the more sexy girls there are in a group the more likely they are to get naked and Pillow Fight. I go to the bar and get myself a drink, have a quick look around then I was gob smacked, the girls had all disappeared. One went up on stage but I don’t know where the others went. So I sit down near the stage, not at the stage, the sign stated ONLY TIPPING CUSTOMERS MAY SIT AT THE STAGE or something to that effect. I was not tipping I wanting to pay for Private dances. So over half hour goes by and only one girl approaches me, We start talking, I tell her I am a photographer, she tells me she is a photographer too, great I love a girl who can talk, but that’s all she did? After about 3 minutes she excuses herself, she had to go brush her hair??? So she walks off and sits in a corner not 20 feet away from me alone? CRAZY! I guess in the Dallas Night Club they don’t stay unless the money is on the table. After about an hour and a half of TOTAL boredom I get up and leave.
I had better comment of the Club itself, it looked like my Dads homemade bar back in the early 80’s, no offence Dad. The Drinks, um Drink one was SO FUCKING CRAP!!! I ordered my usual Jack Daniels and Coke, I could barely drink it, it tasted so watered down. After the dreadful drink I did not want any more, but out of the blue a man turns up, “I hate to see a man without a drink” he Bellows and puts a drink on the table and waits for the cash. I think well another glass of cat piss won’t kill. A little better tasting but still tasted watered down. I had 5 glasses of Jack Daniels and coke but did not even feel the slightest bit tipsy. I’m usually at head spin stage by my 4th glass, yes I know shameful.
SO overall, at $20 to get in I would defiantly NOT go unless you need a good nap. I did see one girl I would go back for at a later stage, Looked very Cute and Sexy! I think I heard her name was, damn I forgeot?? I will add it later when i remember. So I say gentleman go for a quickie with that girl I cant remember then continue on your way down Kings street and watch the drunks pass out in the gutter, because with the watered down drinks they serve you unfortunately will not be one of them.
GIRLS OVERALL 2
GIRLS LOOKS 2
GIRLS FRIENDLINESS 1
GIRLS DANCES 0 ---- NO GIRL ASKED ME FOR ONE
DRINK QUALITY 2
RATING 7/50
Saturday, June 7, 2008
$500 Strip Club Review - Showgirl Bar 20
Showgirl Bar 20 - 46 king St Melbourne
At $15 entry with a $2 cloak room fee I have to say WHAT a disappointment. The girls look great from a distance but close up WOOF WOOF. BUT I am not there to look at faces. The private dances are conducted in VERY private rooms, and the girls are a little more naughty here than many other places I have been. One even let me tough her bum :D, for those who don’t know you can NEVER touch a stripper, the whole point of the private dance is temptation, you can look but NEVER touch, its great!!. The girls are VERY friendly, you just need to make eye contacts and there at your side, but don’t stare too long you don’t want an ugly image burned into your brain for ever.
Now as for the Club itself, drinks were ok, nothing special, but the lighting was HORRIBLE!! They have this black light effect throughout the bar and if you don’t know and your dumb enough to wear a white shirt like I did then you'll go BLIND!!!
I looked like a glow in the dark dildo.
So overall with a pool table in one corner I’d say go for a great game of pool while having sexy naked girls dance around you, lucky the lighting does not allow you to see faces clear.
GIRLS OVERALL 6
GIRLS LOOKS 4
GIRLS FRIENDLINESS 6
GIRLS DANCES 7
DRINK QUALITY 6
RATING 29/50
At $15 entry with a $2 cloak room fee I have to say WHAT a disappointment. The girls look great from a distance but close up WOOF WOOF. BUT I am not there to look at faces. The private dances are conducted in VERY private rooms, and the girls are a little more naughty here than many other places I have been. One even let me tough her bum :D, for those who don’t know you can NEVER touch a stripper, the whole point of the private dance is temptation, you can look but NEVER touch, its great!!. The girls are VERY friendly, you just need to make eye contacts and there at your side, but don’t stare too long you don’t want an ugly image burned into your brain for ever.
Now as for the Club itself, drinks were ok, nothing special, but the lighting was HORRIBLE!! They have this black light effect throughout the bar and if you don’t know and your dumb enough to wear a white shirt like I did then you'll go BLIND!!!
I looked like a glow in the dark dildo.
So overall with a pool table in one corner I’d say go for a great game of pool while having sexy naked girls dance around you, lucky the lighting does not allow you to see faces clear.
GIRLS OVERALL 6
GIRLS LOOKS 4
GIRLS FRIENDLINESS 6
GIRLS DANCES 7
DRINK QUALITY 6
RATING 29/50
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