Sunday, June 22, 2008

$500 Strip Club Review - Centrefold Lounge

Centrefold Lounge - 22 KING ST MELBOURNE

At $7.50 to get in I wondered if the girls would be as cheap as the door charge, I was wrong, dead wrong. Upon entering I followed the usual routine, Enter and head straight for the bar wait for a girl.
Within minutes of getting a drink I was approached by a sexy Asian girl, she did not speak English well but WOW did she let me know the score. With a subtle touch of my leg I was up and ready to go, So I got up and went with her to the Private area for a Private Dance. The lighting was just enough to see I wanted more, but I only take $500 to any club and had to save my money.
Going back to random stool to rest my eyes after a great show I was approached by another girl, ALREADY! I stated I had just been for a dance and will not want another for a little bit. “That’s Fine” she said and began to just talk. WHAT THE!! Sexy hot girl wanting to talk to me and I’m not paying her??? After about 10 Minutes she gave a quick goodbye as she stated she had to be on stage soon. She was and WOW very nice. After about 3 hours I had gone through my $500 budget, BUT!! I did a naught thing, I was having such a good time and still wanted more I cheated and popped out to the all night convenience store and withdrew another $500, um...for research. All that’s left to say I had fun, A LOT of fun and will defiantly go back for more. Even without cash the girls will stop for a quick Hello.

Now for the Club, it was actually a very nice club indeed, The bar girls were hot, they don’t dance, with a nice smile and a killer look the cute limping blond behind the counter declined my offer to get a dance, but recommended one of the sexy strippers. The drinks defiantly had the good stuff in them, I was wasted by the time I crawled to my car to pass out in the back seat.

Overall I Defiantly recommend the Centrefold Lounge, and I would say get yourself a dance from Valerie, Mercedes, Mia and I forget the Asian girls name but the TALL sexy Asian who does not speak engrish well. If I did not have a heap more clubs to visit I would defiantly go back again soon.
Oh and membership to the VIP is free, unlike many other strip clubs that can charge $150 per year. This gives you free access before 10pm any night of the week. My only complaint is that I ran out of money, I’m eating nothing but Boiled water this week I’m so broke.

GIRLS OVERALL 8
GIRLS LOOKS 9
GIRLS FRIENDLINESS 10
GIRLS DANCES 9
DRINK QUALITY 8
RATING 44/50

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