Dallas Night Club -195 King Street Melbourne
Ok so as usual I took my $500 to a Strip Club to test the quality of the drinks and the quality of the women. So what can I say about Dallas night club......ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz. My first impressions were dismal I entered around 9pm and the place was empty, More for me I thought. Upon entering I see the dancers all sitting about talking, that fine too the more sexy girls there are in a group the more likely they are to get naked and Pillow Fight. I go to the bar and get myself a drink, have a quick look around then I was gob smacked, the girls had all disappeared. One went up on stage but I don’t know where the others went. So I sit down near the stage, not at the stage, the sign stated ONLY TIPPING CUSTOMERS MAY SIT AT THE STAGE or something to that effect. I was not tipping I wanting to pay for Private dances. So over half hour goes by and only one girl approaches me, We start talking, I tell her I am a photographer, she tells me she is a photographer too, great I love a girl who can talk, but that’s all she did? After about 3 minutes she excuses herself, she had to go brush her hair??? So she walks off and sits in a corner not 20 feet away from me alone? CRAZY! I guess in the Dallas Night Club they don’t stay unless the money is on the table. After about an hour and a half of TOTAL boredom I get up and leave.
I had better comment of the Club itself, it looked like my Dads homemade bar back in the early 80’s, no offence Dad. The Drinks, um Drink one was SO FUCKING CRAP!!! I ordered my usual Jack Daniels and Coke, I could barely drink it, it tasted so watered down. After the dreadful drink I did not want any more, but out of the blue a man turns up, “I hate to see a man without a drink” he Bellows and puts a drink on the table and waits for the cash. I think well another glass of cat piss won’t kill. A little better tasting but still tasted watered down. I had 5 glasses of Jack Daniels and coke but did not even feel the slightest bit tipsy. I’m usually at head spin stage by my 4th glass, yes I know shameful.
SO overall, at $20 to get in I would defiantly NOT go unless you need a good nap. I did see one girl I would go back for at a later stage, Looked very Cute and Sexy! I think I heard her name was, damn I forgeot?? I will add it later when i remember. So I say gentleman go for a quickie with that girl I cant remember then continue on your way down Kings street and watch the drunks pass out in the gutter, because with the watered down drinks they serve you unfortunately will not be one of them.
GIRLS OVERALL 2
GIRLS LOOKS 2
GIRLS FRIENDLINESS 1
GIRLS DANCES 0 ---- NO GIRL ASKED ME FOR ONE
DRINK QUALITY 2
RATING 7/50
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